Can I please have all my clothes smell like campfire?

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seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.

(via drunkybuddha)
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jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

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takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

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Scooby Doo (Techno Remix)

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sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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